Ummm
I blew off work at old navy for the past two days because I had to work at my other job.
It’s awkward because I’m just ignoring their calls but eventually I need to get in touch with them so they can fire me.
I’m just pretending like this situation doesn’t exist and so far it’s working fine
Dear middle aged man in cowboy boots giving me sultry looks on the subway at 7am, I will kill you.
Dear the A train, The fuck?
Dear Midwest, learn how to tip please. Sincerely, New York.
Embarrassing google searches that have shown up in my history
Agnostic dr pepper
Etymology boogers
Dr Zizmor Wiki
Romantic porn
How to fly in first class
It’s my favorite thing to listen to an entire Modest Mouse album while sitting on a piss stained bench, waiting for the A train that never comes at 6:30 in the fucking morning.
Why is it so hard for me to get laid?
I can have this hair. I just know I can.
The situation just escalated from me separating each strand and eating it before pulling off the next one to me pulling of three strands, rolling them into a ball, and shoving then in my mouth. Time to get off this bench.
I’ve just recently graduated from eating goldfish crackers on a bench in Atlantic center mall to eating twizzlers pull and peel on a bench in Atlantic center mall.
